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I haven’t seen this side of noon for years. Did you guys know that the sun actually rises in the East?!? Crazy.

equivocalmusic:

Kesha looks totally different with this new hair. She looks totally chic and sophisticated!

equivocalmusic:

Kesha looks totally different with this new hair. She looks totally chic and sophisticated!

So I’m on this cough medicine with codine that makes me really loopy, but I found out that I have to drive today, so I’m off it for now, and I running on no sleep and popping cough drops like candy.

viria:

you never know when the desire to draw Luna Lovegood is gonna hit you… but it’s useless to fight it.

viria:

you never know when the desire to draw Luna Lovegood is gonna hit you… but it’s useless to fight it.

loveyourquotes:

http://www.loveyourquotes.tumblr.com/

Story time:

So I was driving to the local bagel place this morning and I rubbed the curb with my tire.I put my hand up to my cheek and was like “oh my!” but then I stopped being surprised and was like, “hey, my cheek is like, REALLY soft!”
So I’m sitting in this parking lot, up against the curb like an idiot, rubbing all over my face trying to figure out why my skin was so soft and luscious. I thought about it all day and it plagued me that I couldn’t figure it out. I actually got mad that my face was so soft, and I couldn’t figure out how I’d done it. I went home and got ready for bed after a long, frustrating day and I went to wash my face.
Now about a week ago, I ran out of face wash, so I started using what ever we had in the medicine closet. I realized that I’d been using a dove bar and it is like, sooooooo much better than products that are actually meant for faces. That’s crazy right?!?!
And man, I feel sorry for whoever is still reading this post. I’ve been rambling about my face skin. God bless ye merry gentleperson. And Godspeed.

fukcignn:

trillocalypse:

An Armadillo Girdled lizard.

its a dragon

fukcignn:

trillocalypse:

An Armadillo Girdled lizard.

its a dragon

nosdrinker:

420core:

good

the reptilians have seized control

Schrödinger’s gecko

(Source: Washington Post)

Here’s a little update for y’all:
I FORGOT TO SHAVE MY LEGS
BRB JUMPING OFF A BRIDGE.

I tried to get a good selfie out of today, but it’s just not happening. It’s hard to cover up the fact that I didn’t sleep last night.

homorecker:

My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be

unabating:

Holy shit how much does that cat weigh

unabating:

Holy shit how much does that cat weigh

isnt:

i wonder if anyone else in the world has the same password as me

(Source: confirmance)

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist