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(Source: hellodecatur)

mcfairy:

if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i

untexting:

we all have that one follower who we want to be sexually successful with

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

Dear Tyrastanks,
I’m on mobile, so I can’t message you, but I like your new icon.
Love, me.

me: halloween is coming soon
mom: it's july
me:
me: halloween is coming soon
Get out me car

Get out me car

(Source: timelordemort)

I love how people place main characters in Gryffindor/Slytherin and the secondaries are shoved into Hufflepuff/Ravenclaw. Like, no. stop that.

(Source: enjol-ras)

I’ve got a fever, and the only remedy is more cow-culus!

Calculus TA (via mathprofessorquotes)
WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it
emmyblotnick:

Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.

emmyblotnick:

Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.

squidgyx:

"First thing’s first I’m the realest"

Dad: who that be?
Me: I-G-G-Y
Dad: It’s *Me-G-G-Y.